Tim passes along a bunch of links to articles from The Onion
This is an old classic for AD&D gamers... "Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma " A must for ChrisS...
Other Stuff::: World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100%
Stephen Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html
Congress Passes Freedom From Information Act http://www.theonion.com/onion3312/freedomfrominfo.html
Just Six Corporations Remain http://www.theonion.com/onion3322/sixcorporations.html
Ask A Navy Seal: Advice Column http://www.theonion.com/onion3205/navyseal.html
Nine Drawn And Quartered At Out-Of-Hand Renaissance Fair http://www.theonion.com/onion3119/renfair.html
Reagan Pyramid Nears Completion http://www.theonion.com/onion3002/reagan.html
Poll: 73 Percent Of Americans Unable To Believe This Shit http://www.theonion.com/onion3410/unabletobelieve.html
Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/monkey.html
Lewinsky Subpenoed to Re-Blow Clinton on the Senate Floor http://www.theonion.com/onion3504/lewinsky_subpoenaed.html
Friday, February 12nd, 1999 danlyke@flutterby.com