2007-06-19 20:09:09.449125+00 by Dan Lyke 8 comments
Y'all are familiar with the unit of measure called a "milliHelen", right? That's the amount of beauty required to launch one ship. Elf asks about another unit:
Your task, should you decide to accept it, is to come up with a definition for the word milligoatse.
However, if you're not familiar with "goatse", please don't go searching for it. There are things that cannot be unseen.
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#Comment Re: made: 2007-06-20 00:23:44.396993+00 by: TheSHAD0W [edit history]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...of_humorous_units_of_measurement
A milligoatse is the amount of disgust required to destroy one brain cell.
#Comment Re: made: 2007-06-20 03:22:22.696223+00 by: ebradway
My favorite (that I concocted myself in Physics class in high school):
the light-year-slug
It's an amount of effort (like a foot-pound) so vast that it hardly seems worth it to do anything at all.
#Comment Re: made: 2007-06-20 04:56:57.516418+00 by: ebradway
Is a milliPicture = one word?
#Comment Re: made: 2007-06-20 14:34:59.256729+00 by: Dan Lyke
Over in Elf's thread I made the less witty than I'd hoped observation that:
At some point we're going to want Google to implement this in their units converter, so we need to define a few things. Like how many milligoatses in a centitubgirl?
To which tehrasha replied:
Both terms would be measures of volume, but the difference may only be a matter of symantics. A pessimist would see a given volume as half empty, measured in goatse, while the optimist... [mental horror redacted]
#Comment Re: made: 2007-06-20 21:46:12.512423+00 by: Dan Lyke [edit history]
So how many millipictures in two cents?
#Comment Re: made: 2007-06-20 23:01:53.214006+00 by: TheSHAD0W
Dan: Actually, milligoatses are diameter, while centitubgirls are volume. Therefore you'd need to measure centitubgirls in milligoatses^2/sec.
#Comment Re: made: 2007-06-21 13:07:09.682343+00 by: Dan Lyke
Ow. I should know better than to do things that'll evoke these sorts of mental images...
#Comment Re: made: 2007-07-02 06:26:35.75227+00 by: Shawn
Goatse I know, but tubgi...AAAAIIIEEEeeeee...!!!