Flutterby™! : Leading the Tour de France

An Englishman is leading the Tour de France... by one day, with his mum as his support team, and unlike the professional riders, it appears that he's likely not taking drugs:

"Oh no, Luke doesn't take drugs at the best of times, not even an aspirin if he has a headache. He does take some cod liver oil tablets, but apart from that he's doing this largely on Coca Cola and jam butties."

He took up cycling a year ago, and it looks like he'll actually complete the entire 2,200 mile route. Screw the doped-up money chasers, this is the sort of athletic endeavor I can get behind and cheer on.