Garden Variety Porn
2007-09-23 15:58:53.032515+00 by Dan Lyke 4 comments
2007-09-23 15:58:53.032515+00 by Dan Lyke 4 comments
[ related topics: Humor Sexual Culture Gardening ]
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#Comment Re: made: 2007-09-23 16:49:06.848951+00 by: Diane Reese
Brilliant.
#Comment Re: made: 2007-09-24 00:43:18.646856+00 by: meuon
Excellent. The urge to say something off color about 'VeggieSexual' ala "Bloom County" cartoons (Bill the Cat was a recovering veggiesexual) would have blown the case, but would have been funny.
#Comment Re: made: 2007-09-24 14:27:15.622586+00 by: JT
I don't know why, but I can just visualize someone sitting on the stand, biting their lip while looking back and forth between the judge and prosecutor while not wanting to say something.
#Comment Re: made: 2007-09-24 14:49:13.299788+00 by: Dan Lyke
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's no way I could have dead-panned anything after that exchange. At the very least there'd have been a strategically raised eyebrow.