Gentleman Junkies
2007-10-02 17:00:38.186156+00 by petronius 2 comments
A bizarre ad has been appearing the the Red Eye Chicago's freebie newspaper, run by one of the big dailies:
Heroin & Pain Pill Addiction
Same Day Dosing
Low Cost & Confidential
Compassionate Staff
All Public transportation at Front Door
FREE VitaminPack Daily
FREE Gourmet Coffee
FREE Phone use (local & Long Distance)
FREE Week of Services on Your Birthday
FREE Seven Day bus pass for joining when you mention this Ad
Sundance Methadone Treatment Center 4545 N. Broadway. Chicago
We're here to help, not judge
Gosh, it makes me want to try some smack just to check it out!