2008-05-07 14:23:35.248446+00 by Dan Lyke 6 comments
Howl: The Zpittvar's "Clucking":
Clucking is ze combination of course of climbing and fucking but together they become something unique; they combine so perfectly that you move the experience to another level.
And, because this is video and reproducing the accent is part of the charm:
Vee remember always zat vee are climbers who fuck and not fuckers who climb.
Via Sensible Erection (where else?)
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comments in ascending chronological order (reverse):
#Comment Re: made: 2008-05-07 16:04:40.116201+00 by: meuon
Absolutely hilarious. Cavers would never do such a thing. ;)
#Comment Re: made: 2008-05-08 00:08:13.478935+00 by: crasch
Heh. Nothing can top the accent, but for a more explicit depiction:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/185672/alpine-hot-sex/
#Comment Re: made: 2008-05-08 00:27:24.558561+00 by: polly
that sure is a lot of trust in the equipment for alpine sex. and why did the first guy wear a wig?
#Comment Re: made: 2008-05-08 13:54:46.349353+00 by: Dan Lyke [edit history]
Polly, I didn't pay attention to how they locked off the descender, and I've only rappelled in the context of climbing so I have a very limited knowledge of the genre, but when I've been on a well rigged rappel my only concern has been the descender (the device which the rope runs through and which slows your descent) heating up too much.
#Comment Re: made: 2008-05-08 16:07:44.033835+00 by: polly
after watching the action, i could see where heating up could be a problem.
#Comment Re: made: 2008-05-08 18:38:24.528692+00 by: meuon [edit history]
They were using a "Stop" and it was not locked off properly, nor was her getting almost completely out of the harness a good idea, it was so loose it made me nervous watching.
Proper technique for doing "fixed height work" includes locking off the stop or rack properly, and also clipping in a "QAS" or ascender. They also hopefully had ropes long enough to reach the ground, because they did not have a climbing rig.
Stupidist thing I've done on (nylon) rope was using an OxyAcetylene torch. At least the Cluckers seemed to understand what they were doing and the risks involved, they stayed on the rocks, while they got their rocks off.
Personally, sex-swings and harnesses seem to get in the way.. most of the time.
Adding: We think she's wearing an OR1 harness...