Best Practices
2011-02-16 00:39:48.589439+00 by Dan Lyke 1 comments
Best Practices for Shopping High at Costco:
As you enter the bakery section, be wary. Between these doughy walls lie the secrets of the universe. In fact, they're definitely baked into one of those sheet cakes the size of Texas, so buy as many as possible because you're a fucking scientist. Also: FROSTING! Next, throw 55 loaves of Semifreddi's ciabatta (smallest quantity available) in your cart and let's roll!