Flutterby™! : Windsor to Detroit and back, after 8 beers

I have a new hero: Canadian man sorry for chugging eight beers and swimming to Detroit, and most of the way back before the authorities found him.

“If I’m going to be in the paper, I’d at least like them to say I actually made it, even though I got in trouble and everything,” Morillo, 47, said Tuesday. “I gotta pay fines and stuff. But I don’t want it to sound like I didn’t make it, because then my buddies are going to say ‘ha, ha, you didn’t make it.’ Because that was the whole thing, to show them I could do it.”

Note to friends: Don't say "there's no way you could do that" to bad-ass alcoholics.