Hunky Jesus
2015-04-13 23:54:18.153214+00 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Bwahahaha! “Hunky Jesus” Forced to Cede Title After Shocking Discovery That He Believes in Jesus:
Scandal rocked San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this week after the discovery that 2015’s newly crowned “Hunky Jesus” is actually religious.
“We’re reeling from the news,” said spokeswoman Sister Gloriana Rimjob. “Obviously we had no idea until the pictures surfaced.”