Flutterby™! : Flashed

Todd has been trying to get me to love Flash, 'cause we believe that reports are an interface that doesn't allow the data to be manipulated, and inverse kinematics are sometimes appropriate even for financial data. Well, Charlene and I have been having some of those discussions recently, and all of a sudden I felt like Flash and I were having a dysfunctional relationship:

Flash: "I wuv you".
Dan: "I lov... like some aspects of your personality a lot."
Flash: "Does my scripting language look all fat and gross?"
Dan: "Well, you move nicely and your line primitive is thin..."