2000-12-11 05:59:27+00 by Dan Lyke 2 comments
A couple of notes on that grand institution, marriage: One way to participate in a deep meaningful sacrement might be to buy a domain name and advertise for a wife. Just be careful to specify a religion, in this case "Christian or Catholic"... Or perhaps you've already found that special someone and wanna elope and have a nice quiet wedding in Scotland? Sucks if your wedding banns get posted next to Madonna's.
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#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:30:43+00 by: crasch
The guy advertising for a wife also happens to be Patrick Reynolds, son of R.J. Reynolds. Yes, that R.J. Reynolds. The tobacco magnate. This tobacco scion now sells smoking cessation materials, and gives talks to high school students, exhorting them to quit. He repeatedly emphasizes that all respondents must meet his requirements exactly, asking those who don't to "not invade his privacy" by sending him email. This from a guy who appeared on Good Morning America, Fox, etc. to hawk his site. Apparently he's received thousands of responses. I suspect whoever the "Lucky" lady turns out to be will have to deal with some "issues".
#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:30:43+00 by: Dan Lyke
Ahh, that would explain the mentions of financial security combined with the demanding fast-track job doing motivational speaking for kids. I see. 'Issues'... That's a pretty euphemism for the potential situations...