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Left Mouse Buttock

2024-09-23 17:32:22.172357+02 by Dan Lyke 2 comments

RT Sophie 🎲🧩🏳️‍⚧️ @Sophie@dice.camp

Ok so here’s something everyone should be aware of:

Computer mice are facing you.

The wire is the mouse’s tail, right?

That means those things you push down on aren’t buttons,

they’re buttocks.

LMB= Left Mouse Buttock RMB = Right Mouse Buttock

comments in ascending chronological order (reverse):

#Comment Re: Left Mouse Buttock made: 2024-09-23 18:04:57.226787+02 by: markd

don't forget the scroll wheel / middle mouse button!

#Comment Re: Left Mouse Buttock made: 2024-09-24 05:05:31.220252+02 by: Dan Lyke

I... uh... was trying to.

(Though I do remember when laptops had a little nubbin you could frob to move the cursor...)