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smart home

2025-02-17 20:20:06.148339+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

RT Leonard Ritter @lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

master: welcome to my Smart Home

student: wow. how is the light controlled?

master: with this on-off switch

student: i don't see a motor to close the blinds

master: there is none

student: where is the server located?

master: it is not needed

student: excuse me but what is "Smart" about all of this?

master: everything.

in this moment, the student was enlightened

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