2001-02-11 22:20:15+00 by TC 2 comments
Yup Masturbation is a "Gateway Sin". First your choking your monkey next thing you know it's sheep and bank robbery. It says so at Americans For Purity site. I'm writting them a nasty letter right after I shave my palms
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#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:31:06+00 by: pixelpony
This is definitely a joke. For example, see their "Advice for Parents" page:
8. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.
Also, their responses to hate mail are clearly tongue-in-cheek (and funny).
#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:31:06+00 by: TC
Ummm ...yeah thats the thing with dry humour. sometimes it's hard to smell the sarcasum... next time I'll add tags as a heads up