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Punchlines for non-existent jokes

2001-07-23 18:09:43+00 by Dan Lyke 1 comments

To counterbalance all this serious stuff, check out the July 23 entry of the Daily Illuminator for "punchlines for jokes that don't exist":

marq . o O ( "I SAID .... "What? And leave the Marmoset"! ... you know ... the MAR-mo-set! ... maybe I'm not telling it right ... " )
SMarsh . o O ( "You can get more than two good pictures out of a ViewMaster." )
SMarsh . o O ( Actually, that's an okay punchline... 'What's the difference between George Lucas and a ViewMaster?' )

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#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:32:20+00 by: webwide

I had to read it twice to get the George Lucas line, but it must be late cause I was chuckling at all of them. Then I read them to my wife. She said "OK" and went back to reading her book....