Flutterby™! : spankings = smarter 2002-03-18 00:21:59+01

spankings = smarter

2002-03-18 00:21:59+01 by Dan Lyke 1 comments

On the SHS mailing list, Lydia passed along the news that spanking makes you smarter. Unfortunately, it's a Weekly World News story, I can't find any evidence of the "Lucerne Institute of Psychological Research" or "Dr. Crispin Heinz" existing outside of this story, and I can't imagine any credible reporter using "professional fanny smacker" in a sentence. Which sucks, 'cause... well... Oh, never mind. Your imaginations are better than mine anyway.

Why am I reminded of the Simpsons episode when Ned Flanders commits himself to an asylum?

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