No More Naked Soccer
2002-05-15 00:42:28+00 by Shawn 2 comments
Via Daze Reader: Three different stories - with an amazingly wide range of (even contradictory) "facts" - about the president of Luther College banning the traditional nude soccer match at the end of finals.
...he also announced the sanctions that will be imposed on students who defy the mandate.
Future participants will be subjected to a $250 fine, one-year disciplinary probation and forfeit the opportunity for a campus work-study position.
In addition, students living on campus will be required to vacate their residence hall rooms immediately.