2002-09-21 20:56:04+00 by Dan Lyke 2 comments
Slip o' the tongue o' the moment: Charlene said "we need to purchase a mortal and pestle." Suddenly I have this urge to dress all in black, walk into the kitchen supply store and say in a deep breathy voice: "I wish to purchase a mortal."
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#Comment made: 2002-09-23 04:34:06+00 by: Alec Marlow
i zoo zhat all za zime, zhoes nazi vasterds von't zell ve von zo >.<
#Comment made: 2002-09-23 12:19:09+00 by: petronius
Of course, during the Roman Empire they made considerable use of the Pestle Virgins.