Flutterby™! : Sex toys meet technology?

Idea of dubious value of the moment: Most of you out there in Flutterby land have, at one point or another, probably played with something akin to remote controlled vibrating panties. Some of you have probably gone out for the evening wearing other devices strategically placed or inserted.

I got to thinking "what about smarter vibrating panties", thinking about controls with sliders driving mechanisms which could stroke rather than just wiggle, and then realized that what'd be cooler is if the remote interface weren't a simple on-off switch, but were something wired into someone else's sexual response. Moisture and movement sensors reading from someone else's strategically placed devices, with the communication being two-way.

Now this could be a point-to-point technology, something for two people to share surreptitiously at an evening out at the movies or a show or somesuch, where you know that you're wearing something, but all of a sudden you discover what really turns your partner on (warning, to be mixed with today's other mention only with people about whom you really want to know). Or could be something with a limited range to be experienced at a club feeding off the signals of those dancing around you, kind of a surreptitious low-grade safe-sex orgy sort of thing.

I'm seeing something like a shared packet network, maybe wireless CAN bus on 433MHz, talking to a controller with maybe a few circuits that can switch an amp or so at 5v for vibrators (no need for an H-bridge 'cause reverse doesn't matter, PWM for speed control), have a servo controller or three for things with other motion, then have a bunch of analog inputs for strain gauges and moisture sensors. There'd need to be an interface of some sort for mapping responses to actions, but I think this has prospects.