Flutterby™! : Ballistic Humor

I recently acquired a nice Sniper-ish Colt AR-15 5.56mm 24" floating barrel, scope on rails, match trigger.. after a long hiatus from shooting, I am craving a day at a range or better. While getting boned up on things I have forgotten (and a lot: never knew ), I found the Ammo Oracle. It's extremely well done, rings very true and accurate, but also has some incredibly tongue in cheek humor pointing at the odder part of the gun-geek-nerd paranoid crowd. Some favorite quotes:

"What works in deer may or may not work in humans. The same goes for hogs, varmints, pigs, dogs, zombies (headshots only please), and aliens (particularly grey skins- go for the big eyes, not center mass)."

And another:

""SHTF" is an acronym for the "Shit Hits The Fan," meaning a natural disaster, a catastrophic breakdown in civil service, a military takeover, a New World Order, or an invasion by brain eating zombies that makes life an exercise in "every man for himself." (Also known as "The End Of The World As We Know It" or TEOTWAWKI--easily characterized as akin to a third NSYNC and Britney Spears tour.) "

Still, an excellent large single web page with an amazing depth and clarity to it.. if you are into such things.