2006-04-14 17:14:37.743431+00 by Dan Lyke 3 comments
Okay, the only reason I'm linking to this is that Tom's rubber chicken broke and he needs a new one. But Sensible Erection had a link to some Rubber Chicken Porn. Seriously in the "WTF?" category, with explicit insertion into a human, so I gotta caution you about actually clicking on it, but there it is.
[Edit: Warning, do not be drinking anything when you read Topspin's poetry in this thread]
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#Comment Re: made: 2006-04-14 19:20:27.407916+00 by: topspin
There's something about watching a woman get her freak on
with a few of her best hens and a capon
Doing with chickens what most won't do in bed
is enough to turn even a rhode island red red
And don't think me prude, but one thing left me cold
the part when she chose to be cornishholed
I bet at Christmas without ever sloughing,
simply put, she always does the best stuffing
Watching her fill herself with chickens so full it
makes me think of only one little word: pullet
#Comment Re: made: 2006-04-14 20:37:30.861644+00 by: Tom Negrino
I watched the video, and I was simultaneously amused and squicked. A frightening example of rubber chicken abuse. Who, who will speak for the innocent rubber chickens that were exploited in this shameful way?
#Comment Re: made: 2006-04-14 22:39:11.213828+00 by: topspin
Ma'am, he steps up, yelling like the Dickens,
I am the Durex, and I speak for the chickens,
I speak for the chickens, indisposed at the moment
because they are lodged deep in your fundament
He boomed out the words like an old blunderbuss--
What are you doing with these Gallus Rubberus?
Use a condom, Dear God!.... and a little Astroglide
lest you end up browning them on both sides....