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sex doll rafting

2006-09-04 17:15:57.755784+00 by Dan Lyke 1 comments

Thanks to Daze Reader for bringing my attention to the headline of the week: Participant of Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament Disqualified For Sexual Abuse of Apparatus. Ahhh, those wacky Russians. Photos and text in Russian at Bubble Baba Challenge.

I'm thinkin' that perhaps this is something that needs to be instituted on the Ocoee[Wiki]?

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#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-05 08:43:52.853644+00 by: meuon [edit history]

Heck, I'm thinking you should get style points for having sex with a sex doll while using it as a flotation device because "It's fun and difficult to swim 1200 meters in stormy river with an exotic apparatus, as inflatable ladies slip out of hands". You have to hold on to it, and swim at the same time, why not make use of all of your appendages?

I still think Chattanooga needs a Kinetic Scultpture Race, now to add to my theoretical rules that at leats 25% of the flotation for the water crossing be comprised of blow up sex toys: men, women, sheep...