Flutterby™! : rumble packs++ 2004-06-01 23:25:29.293451+00

rumble packs++

2004-06-01 23:25:29.293451+00 by Dan Lyke 3 comments

Finally, a reason to buy a PlayStation 2. Actually, it turns it from a "yeah, whatever" into a "hey, that sounds like a really good idea". Apparently the PlayStation 2 Rez "Special Package" comes with something called a "trance vibrator":

After many of my langorous gasps and moans, we stopped playing, and tried to analyze the gameplay experience. "I don't know exactly what the game designers intended with that trance vibrator thing - but it had to be this, right?"

"It's a total stoner game," said Justin.

"But don't you think this trance vibrator extension is so your girlfriend can get off while you're playing the game? Or so a girl gamer can get off while she's playing the game?"

"It was a bit odd," said Justin, "my fingers were working the controls, but they were also kind of working you."

It is definitely time to see what sort of pickups I can build for that collaborative vibrator idea...

WELL! what are they going to think of next? dan, when you get started with the collaborative vibrator thing, don't forget about the "purple bunny" with his little paws...with all the ideas that have been suggested from the flutterbirians, don't know why you can't come up with the *vibrator of all vibrators*!

As interesting as I found the Game Girl Advance article, the comments thread was even more interesting - and, as usual, disillusioning. I despair for humanity.

Meanwhile, the crucial question is, how will I get a Japanese PlayStation to set up my house with this game?

My impression in dealing with the J-List folks is that if you express an interest they'll find it for you. Do you actually need the Japanese PS2, or just the special game pack?